WARNING: Do not read this entry or look at the picture below if you are pregnant, get sicked out by potty issues, etc.
This is what happens when your child (Dylan, 20 months) is in that "taking off their diaper" phase. I had already replaced his diaper twice, and I was getting clothes to put on him (so he couldn't take off his diaper. He hasn't quite figured out how to take his clothes off yet.) Clearly, I did not get his clothes on soon enough as I had this little token of his love on my living room floor. Just be glad you didn't have to smell it. Anyway, when this happens first thing in the morning, you can only imagine what the rest of the day might be like----as this might be a foreshadowing event. Although the foreshadowing event may have been my son Brandon(8)vomiting all over the floor after taking his medicine this morning (which happened prior to the poop incident). Be happy I didn't take a picture of that.
You know how the schools make themes for the days to make them more exciting for kids? In taking their lead, I am going to name today "Bodily Functions Day" at our house as a result of the fun times we have already experienced today. Again, where is that imaginary nanny when I need her---she always chooses the most inopportune moments to take a day off! When things like this happen, I just want to hop into bed, sleep for a couple hours and start the day over.
Don't they always say to look at the bright side? The bright side: I don't have carpet. Vomit and poop are much easier to clean off of laminate flooring! I am SOOOOO glad I upgraded that arena of our house.
I know, I have hit a new low----taking pictures of my child's poop. (Although it is quite an impressive size for such a little guy.) I just don't want ANYONE to miss ANY of the fun going on around here. We definately don't want to sugar coat things around here---Let's just face it, some days as a Mom can be quite crappy. Literally.
(At least I made the photo "SMALL"! I know, I am so kind and thoughtful. You're welcome!)
I find myself sarcastically singing the song----"You can never know the good if you never know the bad, you can never be happy if you've never been sad----------" Thanks to poop moments, I can "know the good". Gotta' love "My Turn on Earth." Anyone remember that? If you don't, and want me to sing all the songs to you, I can.